Ahi va: Estrofa:Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long long year, stole many a man's soul and face I was round when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain Made damn' sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate Estrib.:Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game Estrofa:Stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was the time for a change Killed the Tsar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank in the general's rank, when the blitzkrieg raged, and the bodies stank Estribillo Estrofa:I watched with glee while your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made I shouted out 'who killed the Kennedys?' when after all, it was you and me Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste And I lay traps for troubadours, who get killed before They reach Bombay Estribillo Estribillo Estrofa:Just as every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints This head, this tail, just call me Lucifer, 'cos I'm in need Of some restraint So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste Use all your well-learned politics, or I'll lay your soul to waste Estribillo