¿Quien me podria pasar este texto en tercera persona en ingles?

Betty, you arrive early, you never come to the lab at nine o'clock, you usually come to the lab at 10 o'clock.
I am working on a new experiment.
There's a lot of smoke here I'm leaving
¿Betty Betty Can you hear me?
I'm cooking lunch.
Cooking you never cook I always cook the music is very loud here I go.
Betty, ¿can you stop that? ¿Betty Betty Can you hear me?
I'm playing the guitar
Playing the guitar you never play the guitar sometimes I play the piano oh too much noise here I go.
Great Marc is gone, now I can watch my favorite show on television.