How's my weekend shaping up? Like this: drinking, "sleeping", "sleeping", drinking, bowling, drinking, theater, drinking, "sleep

¿How's my weekend shaping up? Like this: drinking, "sleeping", "sleeping", drinking, bowling, drinking, theater, drinking, "sleeping", "sleeping", getting rid of an old mattress that's taking up space, football, drinking, drinking, football, drinking, puking.

Merry Christmas if you celebrate it. I have to say that I'm anxiously awaiting the Airing of the Grievances, so I can explain to CK in excruciating detail all the ways she has disappointed me this year. She, on the other hand, is anxiously awaiting the Feats of Strength, so she can kick my ass.

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Got home from Vegas about an hour ago. Unfortunately, I have to be back at the airport in 15 hours so that I can fly to Latvia and Lithuania for a quick two-day business trip, returning to New York on Friday. Not sure when I'll be able to find some time to post some Vegas Moments, but we'll see how it goes.

Those of you who won this weekend, you probably have me to thank. I was the ultimate cooler at everything I played, and if it weren't for betting $100 a hand in solidarity with CK to turn my last session of pai gow into a winner, I would have gone 0 for the weekend in everything I played. I was, in the words of Joe Speaker, That Guy.

Evel Knievel defies death no more. He died Friday at age 69 from a lifetime of idiocy. One point to Team Clareified, and the usual tip of the hat to Bacon-Biki... Wait, no. That's not right. Tip of the hat to Joe Speaker, who beat Bacon-Bikini Mary by a solid 10 minutes with news of this demise.